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I don't know what to title this ..

And I don't know if its sad or funny?

I guess.. just think twice before you punch someone in the back.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece

Camera Technique.

IT LOOKS like I am liking that black, screen-ed gadget in my hand.
But thanks to the amazementness of CAMERA ANGLES and TECHNIQUE, I have FOOLED YOUR EYES.

It's like a magic eye without the magic eye! Be astonished at the Great Zimzamadashley!

Yes it is I, I have returned. I initially thought I would blog JUST for the stay at the Wong's and JUST for the time my parents were gone. So what better way to finish the lot of posts with this one.

I have recovered now from the excitingmentness of having my parents come back, and seeing my dog for the first time in ten days. Mind you it is now roughly (Monday afternoon til Sunday morning.. umm) 5 days and several hours since they have come back. It took me that long to recuperate as I was so overly massively overjoyed.

You, stop laughing, I actually DID miss them, despite not outwardly showing them.

Was actually surprised to see Pretzel (yes that is my dog's name. He's also a Shitsu and a Poodle hybrid - work that one out yourself) after 10 tens. HE WAS AW SHO KAHYOOT.

SLR Camera: $1000. (and $350 off mum and dad)
Lacoste Shoes: $70. (BARGAIN!)
Having return home to two dead asleep parents who were more excited to see their dog than their son: Earth shattering.

Did I tell you mum CRIED when she dropped off Pretzel before the trip, but looked like the burden of the sins of the world was lifted from her shoulders after dumping me at the Wong's house? Gosh. Talk about priorities.

Exam is on Friday. I'm massively tired and have to play drums for music tomorrow morning at churchies so better go!

You know how your armstretch is roughly the same as your height?
Mine are longer.

ASH!

PS YES I KNOW:typos:
10 tens = 10 days.
in re: emotions/missing parents, i didn't mean not showing EMOTIONS (them). I think. I dunno I"m too lazy to scroll up and change it but you get the gist. Gist. Mist. Hissed. Pissed. Snake. Rake. Fake. Cabbage.

DAY 11

I am in the wee minutes of Monday morning. Just finished a little Chemistry revision. For those of you that may read this and know my pain, NEAP practice exams are freaking nuts. Refreshing though, and they make you feel very insignificant and stupid, which is a great thing especially before an exam.

Day 9. Saturday, bummed, Chadstone with Ruth and Holland and was looking for a formal present for my formal date s2s2 oo, Anu.

Day 10. Sunday. Woke up early because its the FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH. New month means new music team, meaning team Ben was on so yeah. It also means one day closer to MONDAY, when the rentals come back. Went to Goshen at Glen (which the S looked like either an F, I or antideriv sign. Thanks tron.) was alright. Hot plates are quite hot so don't touch them.

David and I realised the hard way, through small thrills of tapping the bowl quickly and having the delayed pain hit a solid second after touching le bowl. Fascinating.

Went back home and slept then had pizza for dinner and watched Narnia and Gladiators. TOTALLY FREAKING FUN.

I do have a complaint about Gladiators. Australian Gladiators are too pansy. I rather prefer the bad hardcaw bad boy (aka marcus) fake acting rather than the "Ah, the competitors were good, but they need to step up because they're against us that Gladiators! *flops wrist* .

I was hoping for some angry "HEY GET ON YOUR KNEES B*TCH I JUST OWNED YOU ASS CUZ I'M ANGEL. YEAH THE ANGEL OF DEATH AND YOU'RE MINE MOTHERF."
Something over the top and angry and fake and fake.

thats my rant. Narnia also has to be the worst (apart from HP4 and 5) adaptation of a book ever. Obvious blue screen fake backgrounds and the animals coulda been a little realer maybes. And the movie was kinda .. scattered, not a flowing storyline.

OKAY i'm boring I know, stop reading if you haven't already. I'll go sleep and you should too.

You get dizzier if you stare up rather than down, whilst spinning around.
ASH!